Rupes got some chipotle.
NEVY, WHERE ARE YOU?

RICE KRISPY TREATS BETCHESSS. (:

I see you over there, sitting across the room in which people live. Just sitting there. Your human is petting you. And you’re not watching the movie…

I’m not either. There’s a glass of water and a pile of clothes in the way. I cahn’t see. I shall tell my human to move me, I suppose. 

I heard we’re going swimming later. I’m frightened. I’ve never been swimming before.

I’ll be seeing you…I see you…

Less than three, in a bromantic way,

Rupes.

Yo. I’m Rupert. My human calls me Rupes though.

….Don’t know how I feel about that…

And she uses me like a weapon or something, just launching me in the air and making me hit people. If she keeps THAT up then I’ll have to go in to the Department of Magical Creatures. I REALLY DON’T WANT TO. I heard about what they almost did to hippogriff Buckbeak.

She’s my human though so I have to love her. And she saved me from being continuously prodded and tossed about by children…

She yelled at me once though. Because I was out of bed when I wasn’t supposed to. BUT IT WASN’T MY FAULT!

Hello! My name is Neville. 

I am a purple pygmy puff.

You wish you were purple like me. BITCHES!!!

I spent the past 3 days in a suitcase. I didn’t like it. I’m going to live with Andrea now so hopefully she won’t do that to me.

Rupert is my BFF. I’ll miss him.

We’ll text, I think. Plot against the humans

JK

But I do enjoy rolling about. Quite fun, yes. QUITE. I fell off a table once though. Ouch. And the humans just LOOKED at me, me just lying there on the ground.